hi.

Ashamed.

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I hate bloggers. The majority are boring arses who deem themselves pretentious enough to write page-long essays on their mundane and uninteresting lives. My life is quite the opposite, filled with exciting frolics, and flights of fancy. These ‘blogs’ therefore will be referred to only as ‘articles’, lectures if you will, spouting my cynical and small-minded views on the inter-webs for your intellectual pleasure. Hah, what’s pretentious about that?

Disappointment.

2009-02-10T00:31:00.000-08:00

Picture the scene. I race into my local No Frills 5 minutes before closing. Hastily grab a bag of, what I believe are Chocolate Raisins and hand them to the despondent cashier. The stupid bitch couldn’t operate a till to save her life, she needs to take a few leaves out of my book methinks, she dropped my change ALL OVER the fucking floor; I didn’t care though :- I was about to indulge in one of my all-time favorite confections. The Chocolate Raisin.

I got home, tore open the bag and greedily shoveled a handful into my, now watering mouth…

No.

Please; No?! Chocolate Peanuts… Peanuts. WHAT THE FUCK. Disappointment has never hit so hard. I spat them out in disgust and sulked for literally minutes.

This is my life.

2009-02-03T07:44:00.000-08:00

In my family, when you feel like going to town, you take the bus. I have no problem with this, I’ve ridden the bus countless times, I know everything about bus culture.

First off, there is always a girl in tears. She’s sitting at the front, maybe staring at a text message, weeping and sobbing.

Who could forget the group of loud teenage boys at the back? I’ve not once been on a bus without a pack of kids playing drum and bass beats from their phone speakers. They can afford their ridiculous fitted caps but no headphones, I suppose.

Last November I was on the bus, flipping through the paper, making my way to a bulk barn. The ride seemed quite typical at first, but that was about to change. The bus came to a screeching halt, and I looked to see who would come on board.
Everybody does it.

We’re always curious to see who’s next to join us in that unsanitary hell.

As I set my newspaper in the seat next to me, I noticed a large woman enter the bus. She was the kind of woman that you would snicker about with your friends if you where at the mall. I apologize if that sounds horrible.

This woman could plainly see that over half of the bus seats where empty, but she decided she would plop right down next to me. I noticed she was about to sit in the seat where my newspaper was resting. I paid for that paper and I didn’t want it to be sat on, so I quickly reached out to pull it away.

To my horror and disgust, she sat on my hand.

Manscarves

2009-02-03T07:40:00.000-08:00

We've all seen them.

On the street, in the coffee shops, inside Costablanca,

But what are they?

They are men who sport frilly, vibrant and FLAM-BOYANT scarves.

WHY? WHY GOD, WHY?

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Late night blogging

2008-12-23T00:14:00.000-08:00

Do I dare check the clock?

Oh dear. 3:18 AM.

Yawn.

"Old people suck"

That line's kinda cool.

(If you're 12 and want an MSN icon)

I'm not half bad at writing at 3:19.

-Sips coke zero-

I could write a book if I really wanted.

But I won't.

Why would I bore you? You're my dear blog reader.

You're like the close friend I never had.

It feels like I can tell you anything, because it's not hard to type your confessions.

Saying them--now that's a whole different bowl of cereal.

Goodnight, folks.

I'll be dreaming soon.

2008-12-21T18:52:00.000-08:00

You know who you are.

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Brooke & Swenies & Steve Cho

2008-12-16T09:18:00.000-08:00

Here i sit, with Brooke.
Bored yet?
I am not. We have exchanged words involving swenies and steve cho.
Ah, the two secret additions to the 7 wonders of the world.
You know, for the past 4 times I've been in the Library, all I've done is Blog.
I am reading this aloud as I type, probably annoying Brooke.
Ha. She laughs.
Sort of.
Anyways, they should probably call this period "Bloggy fun time," for that is all we do. Damn, the librarian is sayings
"Les fiiilles!"
So, bye.
If you're in my class, you totally get what I mean.

get inside the mind of a scene kid!

2008-12-14T14:42:00.000-08:00

Call me a freak,

I believe I'm unique

My clothes make me special

I'm just so deep

My music's contentious

my friends are pretentious

yet, I don't care

so go ahead and stare

[Obviously this is a joke, not ALL scene kids are this stupid.] =)

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In a Library

2008-12-09T08:58:00.000-08:00

Well, I'm at school. : )
Leah, Joce, Brooke, Melanie and Natasha are sitting around me
I can't write anything interesting because at any second the librarian could start "viewing my screen."
So if anybody asks, I'm doing work. :)
(I actually don't have any, but I wanted to sound cool)

♥ xoxo
Bev

She's Riding Rainbows ♥

2008-12-08T16:39:00.000-08:00

She rides rainbows

and paints the skies

the star's twinkle is in her eyes

She sings louder than purple narwals

She-- wait? what rhymes with narwal?

Rule #1 Of blogging

2008-12-08T15:21:00.000-08:00

if you blog when you are extremely upset about something, chances are you'll look like an idiot.

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It's 4:14 AM...

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...and i'm on my computer, because something is troubeling me.
Grr. Why do you have to always have to haunt me like this?!

2008-12-06T20:52:00.001-08:00

The Average "I'm a mac, and I'm a PC" Commercial!

2008-12-06T16:23:00.000-08:00

Hello! I'm a Mac.

And I'm a PC.

I wear casual clothes!

I, uhm, wear very uptight suits.

I'm very laid back.

I'm very stressed, and I, uh, don't have a girlfriend..

Um, I have 10 girlfriends.

S-sometimes, I like to kidnap children and...take them to my house!

....

This message was brought to you Apple inc.

2008-12-06T14:13:00.000-08:00

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Bored? Me too.

2008-12-05T15:24:00.000-08:00

- Things to Do when you're bored -

well, it's what I do.

-Watch some viral videos on YouTube, the funny ones of people falling. :)

-Listen to some ska

-Make a video

-Take pictures of household objects

-Explore something called "The Backyard"

-Sleep.

-Make uninteresting blog posts

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Liam beal inspired comic ^_^

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Some comic I made xD

2008-12-02T16:37:00.000-08:00

One day, Beverley got a blog.

2008-12-02T16:27:00.000-08:00

Hi! :)

Yeah, that's a good start,

My name is Beverley, and I have taken an interest in Blogging, so here we go. Let's see how long I last on here.

I'll probably be posting comics on here and other delightfully unproductive rubbish.

yes Bev, good job. Saying "Rubbish" makes you sound british. Sweet.

Yours,

memeBev

(Toodle Pip!)